alcohol-free april

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Beginning today, I have decided to stop drinking for the next nine months.





April Fools!

But seriously, I am going to give up alcohol for the month of April.

That's all.

(Editor's note: To the individual that laughed when I told him I was going to do this, FACE PUNCH.)

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